When holding the wifes breats as she undresses

by on Sep.23, 2016, under Things

So you don’t get splinters my love

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She’s got an arse like an onion

by on Sep.23, 2016, under Things

Makes me wanna cry

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New Test Post Dooo2

by on Sep.12, 2016, under Things

img_1977Mr Robot

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Ew..ewey…eweeeyy….I don’t want to see it turn into a Racoon

by on Jan.28, 2016, under Ellaisms

Said Ella as she opened the door to a small green Caterpillar swinging from the Jam…

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Dod Shepherd Thing

by on Dec.13, 2015, under Ellaisms

Sheep dog

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My battery has got heavier

by on Jul.13, 2015, under Ellaisms

After charging it has more juice in it…

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Stephen Hawking Jokes

by on Jun.21, 2015, under Developers, Things

A proton walks into a hotel
the receptionist says can I help you with your luggage
The proton says no I am travelling light

What is a blackhole
Someting you get in a black sock.

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Magic Smoke

by on May.07, 2015, under Developers, Friends, Things

Jim – while flashing a small Arduino – plugged in the earth “Better be careful so the magic smoke does not come out”

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Riyad – you will go blind if you play with it

by on Sep.30, 2014, under Family

I have always fancied a labrador

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by on Sep.30, 2014, under Ellaisms


“Frenemy” (less commonly spelled “frienemy”) is a portmanteau of “friend” and “enemy” that can refer to either an enemy pretending to be a friend or someone who really is a friend but also a rival.[1] The term is used to describe personal, geopolitical, and commercial relationships both among individuals and groups or institutions. The word has appeared in print as early as 1953.[2]

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